just-shower-thoughts:

OGC, if tilted 90 degrees clockwise, looks like a guy jerking off

"Let’s dress up like lost dreams and run from the sun like stars dancing with the moon."
- E.P. (via xlostatcx)

Wish I had friends that were that caring to lie to me and make me feel better.

shittyidea:

Electing an orange peel as President

"Sometimes, I think of the Moon and Sun as lovers who rarely meet…always chase and almost always miss one another. But once in a while, they do catch up…and they kiss and the world stares in awe of their eclipse."